deeperstateofmind:

sweet-plush-rump:

mischiefinthesnow:

jaclcfrost:

do you ever take a minute to appreciate the frost on windows and whatnot

like

do you ever stop to look at this like really look at it

before it melts or you defrost your car so you can see out the windows

i mean look at this shit it’s straight up artwork

artwork that melts

“You are all welcome.” 

Why is there an empty picture gif thing cmon man

DON’T YOU DARE

snappinggingers:

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known

awesomephilia:

Only in China… (via)

lumos5000:

amazingphanonfire:

phaandemonium:

phaandemonium:

phaandemonium:

SO THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN AND SOME RANDOM KID HAS WALKED INTO MY HOUSE. HE IS LITERALLY JUST ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN RANDOM CHILDREN WALK INTO YOUR HOME?

he keeps calling me daddy. 

i am a female. 

i hope you enjoy reblogging one of the scariest moments of my life. i was in the same house a a four year old serial killer. 

are you my daddy?

liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

pr1nc3ssp34ch:

itstimeforaholiday:

This is literally me and my friends

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet

97bonnieandclyde:

Eminem eating M&M with others Eminems

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

itzbret:

zachariiiee:

 

Lol, couldn’t stop Laughing! :)

chiblogger:

chiblogger:

GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK

oh my gOD