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Danniella Vanilla. '97. Taken. Full Filipina. Lives in Canada. Friendly. Ultimate Reblogger. Food Addict. Follow me, I will love you forever :)

darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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milkshakeprincess:

when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff

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Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
Me: Yeah sorry :/
Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*

missjessicasmith:

itseasytoremember:

Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed

I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

surprisebitch:

danny’s dick game was so strong

v-ogued:

Do you ever have somewhere important to be but instead you just lay in bed like an over-sized baby because you’re too lazy to socialise?

ruinsofgallifrey:

geeko-spfx:

deletedthesun:

geeko-spfx:

my life before i turned 18:

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my life after i turned 18:

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Um, the legal drinking age is 21

Um, i live in the uk?

americans

thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

ejacutastic:

brother no

ejacutastic:

brother no

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

icaurus:

who fathered antonio jr

icaurus:

who fathered antonio jr

notxam:

xkit guy for president

notxam:

xkit guy for president