when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop
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when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff
Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed
I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
Do you ever have somewhere important to be but instead you just lay in bed like an over-sized baby because you’re too lazy to socialise?
my life before i turned 18:
my life after i turned 18:
Um, the legal drinking age is 21
Um, i live in the uk?
ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks